Monday, January 5, 2009

The Lemon Test

THIS IS FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES WHO
WHEN THEY GO OUT ON A DATE, LUNCH, AND OR
BRUNCH WITH THERE FAMILY, FRIENDS, PARTNERS
CHIHUAHUAS ETC....TO A RESTAU AND THINK ITS
CUTE TO ASK FOR THE FAMOUS "WATER AND LIME"
OR COKE AND LIME.......ENJOY!!!!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Happy New Year

I KNOW IM KIND OF LATE BY A FEW DAYS
BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE
HOPE SOME OF YOU GUYS CHANGE YOUR WAYS
ANYONE THAT COMES AT ME WRONG WILL GET
DISFIGURED. YOU WILL BE LEFT IN A BAD
POSITION. HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN TO ALL

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Mr Turner DUI



*THIS GUY IS MY HERO*

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

ENRAGED COP




YOU TELL TELL ME** WHAT THIS REALLY NECESSARY??
I WISH THE 14 YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN WAS ME IN THAT
VIDEO. I MEAN I HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL I DONT THINK
IN ANYWAY THIS WAS FAIR. YOU TELL TELL ME.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Man Farts on COP

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged. He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. “I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. Now that story is a real gas!!!

.....WAY TO GO**